Daniel: Daddy, Mommy, I very sad. My friends say I look like a girl.
Mommy: Nonsense! You do NOT look like a girl.
Daniel: I do, I do. My friends say my hair too long, look like girl.
Daddy: Which friends?
Daniel: ALL my friends. Teddy bear saidit when I was talking to him during tummy time the other day...
Daniel: ... and then tigger also said the same thing when I was giving him a ride to the kitchen to look for ice cream...
Daniel: Oh, and even Ella the bear told me I look like a girl, just before I bit her head! ^__^
Daniel: I'm worried mommy, daddy. Do I look like a girl to you?
Mommy & Daddy: Hmm. Well ok la, maybe possibly like sometimes on certain particular days when the sun is shining at a certain angle or something or other. OK la OK la... we go get haircut for you! Come! But you better no regret ah!
Daniel: Won't regret one! This will make me look like a big, strong, manly man! I want a GI Joe haircut!!! I want to be macho!!! Here we go!!!! Ooh... that razor feels ticklish! OOh OOh OOh!!
Mommy: OK Daniel, haircut is over. How do you look? Nice or not?
Mommy & Daddy: SIGH. KIDS THESE DAYS.